Wanted

A handy man with many talents...




One who's good with his hands...




... and who's able to add a splash of color to any home...




... he should be able to handle big tools...




... and adapt to any environment...




... strong enough to get the firewood...




... be able to serve up a sumptuous main course...




... and finishing off with the most delectable dessert...




...plus, good at taking care of things around the house...




... and must be great with kids.




Anyone out there fit the bill? :-]